Everyoneai??i??s been so blinded by the inclusion of four British Asians (Moen Ali, Haseeb Hameed, Adil Rashid and Zafar Ansari) into the English test team, that theyai??i??ve missed one little gem. Among the other members of the squad is a six- foot medium pacer and batsman, Jacob Timothy Ball. Jake has an elder brother ai??i?? Jonathan Joseph Ball. He is an off-spinner who plays for Nottinghamshire. Theyai??i??re the Balls of England.
If that tickled you, you must savour some of the quirkiest names in the pommie cricketing history. My first exhibit is left-arm bowler Edward William Bastard. Apparently, one critic who thought he was undeserving to play for Oxford University, may have coined the term ai???Lucky Bastardai??i??. Another fascinating county cricketer is Christopher Beech. Rumour has it that whenever he notches a poor score for his team Staffordshire, his mates refer to him as ai???Son of a Beechai??i??. Harry Butt had similar problems. He was the wicketkeeper for Sussex for nearly 20 years. A dropped catch or missed stumping made him the Butt of all ridicule. One can only blame the mockery on the surname. Charles Allcock, the right-hand batsman who played for Cambridge University in the 1880s, would have certainly vouched for it.
Two test players of yore, Leslie Gay and Arthur Fagg, would have faced a lot of ribbing had they been born in our times. I can imagine a Tony Greig screaming, ai???Got it, got it, Faggot it!ai??i?? It would have been even more difficult to fill the large shoes of elegant batsman Joe Hardstaff (played from 1930 to 1955). His captains couldnai??i??t have resisted the urge to slip in a cheeky ai???Hard on or not?ai??i?? query during team selection meetings.
For every Ryan Sidebottom, thereai??i??s a
family-friendly name like Christopher Batchelor. But Iai??i??ve always wondered if Batchelor only dealt in singles.
A popular anecdote among cricket buffs concerns a county game between Kent and Durham in 2007. The bowler was Graham Onions and the batsman Simon Cook. When Cook nicked one to the keeper, the scoreboard read: Cook c Mustard b Onions. One could have easily mistaken that for a MasterChef moment. Let me sign off with a delightful piece of trivia. Charles Marriott and Malcolm Hilton have played tests for England. With a Marriott and Hilton, you canai??i??t get more five star, can you?
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